STM · The Museum Gift Shop

Souvenirs of Distinction

Everything you see is part of the permanent collection. We accept your enthusiasm.

P1
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Replica 14th-Century Communal Handkerchief

SOLD OUT FOR SANITARY REASONS

£18.00
P2
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Official Y2K Emergency Tissue CD-ROM

Not compatible with modern computers, or modern tissues

$24.99
P3
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Mars Colony Sneeze Containment Bucket

Magnetic. Currently in orbit.

₸ 312.40
P4
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'Benjamin Franklin Sniffled Here' Souvenir Mug

He did not.

$14.00
P5
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Monogrammed Mourning Tissue Box Set

Available in widow's grey only

£32.00
P6
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Plague Doctor Beak Pencil Sharpener

Smaller than it looks. Always.

$8.50
P7
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Nose Zone Vintage Snap-Bracelet

May spontaneously snap. The Institute is not liable.

$19.99
P8
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Nostril Premium 30-day Trial Tin

Subscription auto-renews. The tin does too.

$0.99/mo
P9
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Engraved Snuff Box, Inscribed 'For Bracing'

Empty. As all snuff boxes truly are.

£140.00
P10
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The Pale Specimen (replica)

Withheld. Indefinitely.