STM · The Museum Gift Shop
Souvenirs of Distinction
Everything you see is part of the permanent collection. We accept your enthusiasm.
P1
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Replica 14th-Century Communal Handkerchief
SOLD OUT FOR SANITARY REASONS
£18.00
P2
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Official Y2K Emergency Tissue CD-ROM
Not compatible with modern computers, or modern tissues
$24.99
P3
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Mars Colony Sneeze Containment Bucket
Magnetic. Currently in orbit.
₸ 312.40
P4
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'Benjamin Franklin Sniffled Here' Souvenir Mug
He did not.
$14.00
P5
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Monogrammed Mourning Tissue Box Set
Available in widow's grey only
£32.00
P6
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Plague Doctor Beak Pencil Sharpener
Smaller than it looks. Always.
$8.50
P7
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Nose Zone Vintage Snap-Bracelet
May spontaneously snap. The Institute is not liable.
$19.99
P8
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Nostril Premium 30-day Trial Tin
Subscription auto-renews. The tin does too.
$0.99/mo
P9
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Engraved Snuff Box, Inscribed 'For Bracing'
Empty. As all snuff boxes truly are.
£140.00
P10
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The Pale Specimen (replica)
Withheld. Indefinitely.
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