The Archive
32 catalogued specimens. None for sale. Most not for inspection.
Used by the household of the Bishop of Tournai, c. 1346. Provenance disputed.
Recovered from a sealed chest in the Hospital of the Innocents.
A monk depicts an unidentified pale blob lurking beside Saint Sebastian.
For the gentleman afflicted by the four humours and one or two new ones. Apply liberally to the chest, the brow, and any nearby horse.
Salvaged from Boston Harbor mudflats, 1903. Watermark: a screaming eagle.
Background includes a pale, indistinct form resting on the mantel. Curators decline to comment.
Printed in Philadelphia. Folded into a tricorn. Slightly damp.
A patriotic mist for the freeborn nostril. Made with American salt and 14 percent indignation.
Black silk, embroidered 'E.W.' Used at the funeral of a notable industrialist.
Includes the famous illustrated plate, 'The Discreet Sniff in Company.'
A pale residue, unidentified, recovered from a settee on Eaton Square.
The discreet recourse of refined persons. Bracing. Restorative. Faintly purple.
Manufactured in Schenectady. Faintly radioactive.
An unbranded pale object rests on the sink behind the demonstrating actor.
Inventory sheet on carbon copy. 8,400 tissues. Used: 1.
Because a moist American is a safe American. Now in Atomic Turquoise.
Side A includes 23 sneezes, Side B a single mournful sigh.
A pale form near the soft pretzel kiosk, partially obscured by a perm.
Mall handout. Neon ink. Coupon expired Feb 1988.
Tubes. Sprays. Wipes. Vibes. The radical mucus experience your nostrils deserve.
Contains printable tissue templates. Skips on Track 4.
User 'sneezelord99' posts a screenshot of his pantry: 412 boxes.
A pale entity hovers near the desk lamp. Resolution does not improve.
Will your tissues survive the millennium? Ours come with a free CD-ROM and a complimentary glitter banner.
Adheres to upper lip. Cannot be removed without two-factor authentication.
Printed with an advertisement targeted to the user's most recent breath.
A pale entity appears in the mirror beside the user. The user did not consent.
Breathe without interruption. $14.99/month. Family plan available. Cancel anytime through arbitration.
Original held in the Museum of Pre-Containment Materials, Geneva.
Standard issue. Magnetic. Confused by sneezes traveling at an angle.
A pale entity drifts past the airlock. It has been here, in some form, the whole time.
Certified mucus containment for the discerning colonist. Bundle with breathing for 12% off.